i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
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Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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Today i saw a bench that looked like it was supposed to be a really cool art piece but on further inspection had just been hit by a car
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If I had a dime for every time someone called me attractive
I’d be one poor motherfucker
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